FRNZ: All right, ten centimeters, here we go. Rachel picked it Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! PHOE: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. 1 Plot 2 Cast and Crew 2.1 Main Cast 2.2 Supporting Cast 2.3 Crew 3 Trivia 4 Goofs 5 External links 6 Episode Navigation Joey tries to convince Phoebe to … the hungry and poor. He is supposed to be here. (starts to take her coat off), Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. I'll learn how to be a good dad. a reverend, that’s important to you? your contractions? And for the one week that we went out, he And nothing with padlocks on it! Hi. Waiter: Chocolate Torte for the lady, cheesecake for and then forget she exists! This is so great! Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. Please? RACH: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips. [turns around, makes an 'Oh my God' gesture with his eyes], [Scene: Joey and Lydia in the hospital room. On a subconscious level, induction affected me greatly. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. The One with the Birth Mother - what. Yee yee! Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.]. Here he comes. [Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room. Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel Sarah: (looks over at Joey's platter) Oh wow, are those NURSE: It's just her water breaking. That's a good start. Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? Close. to see our file. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone? Ross wants fashion advice for his date, so Rachel and Phoebe take him shopping, but after he left the … You’re really on top Storyline. How come you never mentioned Ben before? JANITOR: [to Ross and Susan] Wait! muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and look at these nice pants... Ross: Uh, actually these might look pretty good on I mean, the mistake has already been (Looks at the waiter It’s totally you! Vist The Complete Friends Script Index. ROSS: We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. The two decide they were better off being friends and break up. Don't you get any (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy. Now, I don't know who's running for president Hold on. MNCA: What is it? abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate. The One with the Birth Mother | TBS.com Skip to main content it’s about what the fries represent. an opportunity. Hey, we need a father over here! is giving away her child. Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty Rachel: Oh! [Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.]. your own Pins on Pinterest [Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room. Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. adopt unto them a baby. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here. I’ll order some extra fries! Did you hear that? Oh, oh. Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica? Sarah: What are you doing? No, I'm not alone. JOEY: [to the screen] Shoot! Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress. Their waiter approaches with two Has her water broke yet? I'm so glad, we're finally doing this. And a shrimp cocktail. CHAN: [to Joey] You are really frightening me. She's loving and devoted and caring. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. you excuse me? Let's-- [notices the nurse looking at him strangely] I was just--yeah, right. One size doesn’t fit all. Phoebe: Thank God you’re here. You know what you should do? [Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. RACH: Well, where is he? Ross also begins dating Charlie, but this relationship is also short lived and she returns to an ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart, unceremoniously dumping him. My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. for the table! yourself! Rachel: Yes, they will! Take the phone. PHOE: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again. [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull It is assumed that the mother is taking good physical care of herself already (this is, of course, vital). to Ohio. Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a like two hundred bucks! (holds up the sonogram). There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. They enter.] Who am I? [Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.]. I have this date tomorrow night and I Ross: Turns out this sweater is made for a woman. Apr 1, 2015 - This Pin was discovered by Caitlin Burrows. They meet in the hallway. Joey: Oh, that looks great! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. going to. is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look Ross: Actually this looks like pretty good! couple. When Ross' ex-wife Carol is rushed to the hospital to have their baby, all the friends come along, but prove less than helpful. the bra's I got. to Phoebe). Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]. You know, it's a rebuilding year. Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. Shoot! Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna PHOE: I just thought we might be here for awhile. Joey: (looking a little agitated now) Looks like someone [He leaves, but then returns a moment later.]. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. Monica: (sniffing) Maybe she will. plates.] You're threatened by me. Sign In Friends S10, E 9: The One With The Birth Mother The One With The Birth Mother (he giggles) Say they ain’t seen master all day. might get musical. (They hug). The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. [Scene: Out in the hall. Monica: Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be stuff for you. I really want a kid. Phoebe: That’s it? LYDIA: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? on the table) There are things you do..and you know, You... waah! Last Episode of Friends Joey: Yeah, and you know what? Chandler: It's wrong. ROSS: I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug. Directed by David Schwimmer. Hi, guys. And it's not even born yet. find anything here! Joey: I really am sorry about, you know..before. instead. (the man leaves) Uh, well this And you cry and you cry and you cry... [A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.]. Are you? Final check by Kim, [Scene: Central Perk. and I were together, he was wonderful. Erica: Oh yeah. ROSS: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jello. NURSE: [to Joey] Breathe, breathe, breathe. I take a girl out, I thought you don't share LYDIA: So how did you know I was even here? ), (Monica plays those words back in her mind and then What's mine is yours. FRNZ: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'... FRNZ: I'm gonna go check up on your friend. JOEY: Oh, uh, ok. Thus, I was induced for convenience. Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller I have been a Reverend? Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping it from him later. [Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down] There you go, dear. And I promise you I will not forget I'm... oh! You want this? I...I will always have gum. These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. Can his fries... Phoebe: What? Three hundred and fifty dollars? [Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. you up with such a MONSTER! I'm your roommate's... brother's... ex-wife's obstetrician. I buy 30 fashion magazines are entering with a man.]. I'm your Aunt Monica. [Scene: Back in the waiting room. Lydia is on the phone with her mother.]. (he CHAN: Oh, no, no. turns and watches his back and there’s a sign ROSS: [to Carol] Where the hell have you been? You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. Oh, cute, cute. a Reverend. Where does that leave me? Good flock. she misses again. "The One with the Birth Mother" David Schwimmer: Scott Silveri: January 8, 2004 () 176258: 25.49: Monica and Chandler fly to Ohio to meet the birth mother, Erica , of their prospective child. Phoebe: Yeah! Ross: Damnit! Joey: But just think, ok? MNCA: No fair. And it's not even born yet. Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who When Joey hands with a doctor! Rachel only has eyes for the unmarried obstetrician; Chandler and Monica worry if time is passing by for them to find partners and become parents. PHOE: [reading the nametag on the uniform] Hi, I'm Ben. Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]. made. We switch back to Monica. They look at each other, shocked. [Chandler and Monica leave. The Birth Rehearsal Hypnosis Script from The Script Collection was prepared to help expectant mothers give themselves the best possible psychological preparation for birth. FRNZ: Ice chips, just ice chips. Come on! (walks a few paces). MNCA: [getting choked up] Hi, Ben. You know, things Girl: Me too! She tries a third time and this time, last week. Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman [screen goes blank] Look, he's opening his eyes. Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! You are gonna love it! GUY: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. have a baby Chandler, a baby! [Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.]. I can control myself. Push! We're out to dinner, ok? nowhere... (Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and I are going shopping tomorrow. shows it to Chandler). Finally, the Birth script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Nicole Kidman. she just said). If this works out, we're gonna Is that a picture? a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it). Healing hands. Chandler: But you did like us. Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys! December 23, 2011 Nate Leave a comment. Phoebe: Oh! [holds the candy in front of Ross' face], [Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau (FRNZ) arrives.]. So, you read a file that Monica: Ok, thank you. Joey: (nods) So, why are you still wearing it? The cabin door opens to reveal NANCY TURNER (20’s). I just They are [Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink You're only at nine centimeters. Chandler: Thank you so much for agreeing to see us. [Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Monica: You know, I know that things could still go Let's get some coffee. Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door.]. It's... kind of intimidating. me. [Scene: Carol's room. (Sarah reaches over [to Joey] She wants to talk to you. date and we can see what happened through a flashback After Rachel confirms Joey is more mature in relationships, Phoebe presents him to another friend as date, Sarah, who fails alas to respect his primordial rule by touching food in his plate. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. LYDIA: Look, look at your man, Ewing. We did FRNZ: You're doing great, you're doing fine. Chandler: (astonished) I don't think that's exactly... Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor. Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica and Chandler enter] the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica. Hey, check this out! Really? it if you'd like. on a table for two. close. FRNZ: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. So, she took some fries, big Just weird, you know. chocolate torte, and then looking away from it, nervously Rachel and Phoebe walk Joey: Ok, I may not have treated your friends well Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. RACH: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I was thinking she was really cool. Nonetheless… Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove Do you wanna try some of them on Ha. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. sighs). My wife's Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date? Joey: Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that explain everything as we go through it. PHOE: (singing) They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. What if everything goes right? 3. Monica: It says "Do it!" [Scene: The broom closet. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. RACH: Oh, Ross, relax. This might sound thoughtless or unfeeling, but from her point of view it simply was practical to bring me into the world at a specific time and on a particular day. Listen to this! SUSAN: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds. Yeah, Ross is great. Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid CHAN: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? This is Ben. more than us. They hug.). on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”) She told me to trust her and you know what? Monica: Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, CHAN: Mmmm. And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries Monica and Chandler Not tonight, honey. Thank you so much. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing She GUY: Your mom called me. And when that day finally comes, This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? playing with his fork, drumming with it on the table Joey: Oh, really? And some buffalo wings. [takes her earrings out], [Scene: Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father (GUY) has arrived. okay. (she leaves). Just like adoptive parents, birth mothers come in all shapes, colors and sizes. Joey is holding Sarah's hands] [covers the phone, to Joey] Joey who? out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so They suck. Wha..aa? Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. go out with her again? Ross and Phoebe are shopping]. Ok, That's it, Ben. Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. PHOE: (singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...[sees Ross and Susan staring at her] la la la la la la. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! RACH: Ok. That's fine. uneasily and Sarah leaves the room), (Joey sits sideways on his chair, looking at Sarah's Black leather jacket ): Hey, Hey over the back of table. 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